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(The return of the legends)
(They're an extraordinary combination.)
(Big Mouth and Gamjagol)
(They feel like they came back home after a long time.)
(The script is as thick as a brick.)
(Once you come in, you can't leave until we let you.)
You will give us a meal, right?
How many meals do we have here?
(They're locked up and fed.)
He complimented me to move on quickly.
(Yong Man drew a big picture of the future.)
(He doesn't like it slow.)
You can go faster.
(I will lead this show from now on.)
Just cut them off and move on.
Move on quickly.
(Yong Man shows off his speed and precision.)
Seok Jin, you are so popular in China.
Please stop saying that.
That's the only thing we can talk about.
I don't usually look at the front. I look like a ghost.
(His self-criticism gives a big laugh.)
In this photo, I look like a ghost.
"Seok Jin, stop acting up."
(I will let myself go if I can be funny.)
(Seok Jin is a natural born comedian.)
I realized what being a celebrity is like.
(Soo Yong is a rising star of variety shows.)
You should exaggerate stories a bit.
They said that I have breast cancer insurance.
I was told to find my child that I don't know about.
"Take this!"
Did I hit you?
(He makes everything funny.)
(Soo Yong knows how to be funny.)
My testosterone level was 6.98.
I couldn't bear my body heat, so I rode my bicycle.
(Screaming)
After that...
I'm not a punk.
I don't drool over women like this.
(Soo Hong gets furious.)
Those who left harsh comments.
Please don't do it again. I need to get married.
(Only bracken can console him.)
(Soo Hong is a furious single man.)
Soo Hong has been helping me get cast.
(Hun Su, Soo Hong's man...)
(is here to get Myung Soo.)
- I like him. - I don't like you.
(He's proud and confident.)
(Hun Su turns out to be a dark horse.)
(The viewers reacted wildly to last week's show.)
(It's been a while since I laughed this much.)
(We've been waiting for a talk show like this.)
(Everyone, Soo Yong will send you digital coins.)
- Thank you. - That's good.
(Viewers, thank you.)
(This week)
Let it all out here.
He's trying to squeeze out an idea.
I won't appear on a talk show again. I'm sick of it.
(They tell every little thing about themselves.)
I could see him showering.
(You can't hear this anywhere else)
She dated another man.
(He doesn't mind saying harsh things.)
- Please stop it. - You know it's true.
(He goes out of control.)
Jae Seok came out this far. He feels anxious.
(Jae Seok can't continue to host the show.)
(The funniest talk dream team is here.)
(They create a whole new talk show.)
(The Talk Dream Team, Round 2)
We're with the same guests as last week.
We're beginning the show now, and I'm already tired.
This is the beginning of the show.
To be honest, I talked too much,
- and it made my mouth dry. - Was that a warm up?
My mouth is dried up, too.
I think we need an injection first. I'm tired.
(They will go on despite their tiredness.)
- Now, we're going to begin. - Let's go.
Our guests are the Talk Dream Team.
- Are we beginning now? - That's right.
- Really? - We just finished the opening.
Now, we're going to begin the show.
The real fun starts now.
We can do this. It's going well.
You hosted many shows with Lee Gyeong Gyu.
You two made great teamwork back then.
- You're Gyeong Gyu's favorite. - He does it quick.
That's because he moves on quickly.
We just move on even when we shouldn't.
(They both wanted to move on quickly.)
We would make this gesture to each other.
(They put their thumbs up and moved on.)
- Is that a compliment? - Yes.
(They took over the variety shows with the gesture.)
Before the show,
we asked the guests how they feel about each other.
- We made a board. - What is it?
- We asked the other three... - About Yong Man...
to describe Yong Man...
- with one word. - What is this?
Shall we see Seok Jin's answer first?
Let's see how Seok Jin described Yong Man.
- It says, "Gandhi of Korea". - What is it?
- That's a compliment. - He's Gandhi of Korea.
- Why? - Please explain to us.
He was like Gandhi before he got married.
- Before I got married? - If that's true,
I think you should make it short.
Take your time and relax.
If it's what happened before he got married,
- I'm worried. - He pursues peace with others.
- He's very generous and kind. - Can you elaborate?
- He's affectionate and attentive. - That's true.
He can't refuse favors.
Before he got married, there were...
many ladies...
- That's enough. - Hang on.
- Let him finish. - He was kind to ladies.
- He was a gentleman. - What's Gandhi about?
Even when he was in the military,
two ladies visited him on the same day.
- What? - Seriously?
It wasn't that he asked them to visit him.
- He didn't know. - Was it a coincidence?
Two ladies coincidentally came at the same time.
He was a playboy.
Both of them loved Yong Man.
Hold on a second. What did you just say?
I couldn't just ignore it.
- See? - That's not what I mean.
- You should know... - She just said it out loud.
that unlike how I may appear, I don't...
Stop it.
- Don't say anymore. - Why don't you let me talk?
Let's let him finish.
He didn't want the ladies fight over him.
- The Gandhi of Korea... - What did he do?
came up with a great idea.
- He came up with an idea? - Yes, he did.
Fortunately, the visitors' area had two stories.
He told me about the situation honestly.
He said, "Seok Jin, please help me."
"You meet the person on the second floor."
- Gandhi of Korea. - That's right.
His plan was going up and down as if he were busy.
Someone met with the lady on the first floor.
- Who was it? - It was Kim Gun Mo.
I think it was Gun Mo. Yong Man asked him a favor, too.
He rushed into the visitor's area.
- The Gandhi of Korea did? - That's right.
(Yong Man was putting on an act.)
I gave him a cue.
"Aren't you in a hurry?" Then, he said, "Oh, right."
Then, he went downstairs.
(He was busy.)
He came upstairs again later.
That's how he handled the situation.
- That's why you gave him this nickname? - Yes.
He doesn't like fighting.
- He's a pacifist. - He was very popular among women.
After the two ladies left,
the Gandhi of Korea didn't meet anyone.
He made a lame pun.
- I didn't meet them again. - Lame joke.
I thought I shouldn't go on like that.
- I said goodbye to both of them. - I see.
You're so funny.
- Let's see Soo Hong's answer. - All right.
- It says, "Mansour". - "Mansour".
He gave you a good nickname, too.
I gave him that nickname because...
when he meets other people,
he always pays the bill. Just like Mansour,
he gives away generously and he's kind to others.
- He buys others food often. - That's right.
I had a job before I debuted.
- He used to be an event host. - That's right.
I was also a theme park guide.
He was better off than us.
Maybe because you eat well, you look...
- like a rich man. - He looks like a rich man.
- He has good skin, too. - You're plump, too.
Someone said my eyes look like an Italian man's.
Who said that?
(He's like the rich Gandhi with an Italian man's eyes.)
- Let's see Soo Yong's answer. - He said,
- "Bear". - What does this mean?
You know that a bear hibernates for a few months...
to save energy for the next season.
Likewise, Yong Man had been hibernating.
He just woke up.
He became active again.
You said I'm like a salmon that's killed by a bear.
(Yong Man came back to his hometown like a salmon.)
(A salmon dies in its hometown.)
(Do you want me to die like a salmon or eat it?)
- Eat salmon. - All right.
Soo Yong, you woke up from hibernation, too, right?
For how many years did you hibernated?
- Aren't you the bear? - He's like the Iceman.
- For 26 years. - For 26 years?
- Yes, 26 years. - While I was taking a break,
I met Soo Yong the most often.
I would ask him, "Don't you have work?"
- He didn't have any work. - It was funny...
- how they took a break at the same time. - Goodness.
- That's true. - I also...
went to Haiti with him for volunteer work.
I had a lot of conversations with him.
I asked, "Why do you think I have no work?"
Then, he said,
"Ask someone at the TV station."
To see if he had done anything wrong?
- He's very active these days. - He's popular.
- Yong Man reminds me of a bear. - I see.
We slept over at Yong Man's house often.
- We went to his house often. - His mother would say,
"It must've been a long day." We didn't have work.
She was always kind to us.
Yong Man was busy working,
but I had no work for a week then.
While setting the table, she said, "Good job today."
- She's so kind. - Yes.
- That's how she speaks. - I don't know why I did it.
I think I was craving meat so much.
(He swallows saliva.)
He just swallowed saliva.
You could've eaten meat at your house.
- Eat it at your house. - I said it unintentionally.
What did you say?
"There's no meat on the table."
- Did you say that? - At someone else's house.
What did his mother say?
She said, "It must've been a long day."
"I'm sorry we didn't have any meat."
I have a story, too.
One day, I slept over at Jae Seok's house.
His mother cooked ramyeon for me. I was about to eat.
I don't know why I said it.
There wasn't enough soup.
- I said, - It was salty.
"The soup boiled down too much."
You said that to her?
I still feel bad about that.
Whenever Yong Man came to my house,
my mom said something. You must remember that.
- "Please take care of Jae Seok." - "I'm so worried."
"I'm so worried about him." Then, I said,
"Mom, stop it. Why would you say that to him?"
- She used to say that. - Seok Jin was there, too.
My mother didn't know who he was.
Then, Seok Jin complained about ramyeon.
My mother asked, "What does he do for a living?"
"What does he do for a living?"
(I hope he's not a bad influence.)
- She knew Yong Man well. - However,
Soo Yong's family was different from ours.
His father was the director of a hospital.
- He was the richest among my colleagues. - One time,
- we all attended his father's birthday party. - Yes.
All his colleagues were there. As any comedians do,
we tried to entertain everyone in return for food.
- We usually sing. - We sang for the elders.
Riding on a southbound train in the rain
After one song, his father said, "Tell them to leave."
It's a true story.
- It's a true story. - Why?
- There's a reason. - It's true.
- "We'll get going now." - You know...
- people usually react. - Did his father not react?
Soo Yong seemed really flustered.
- However, - I sweated a lot then.
- his family values being thrifty... - Very much.
- and being clear about money matters, - Right.
but he guaranteed someone else's debt.
- No one else in his family does that. - Stop it.
- You know it's true. - Please stop it.
Why do you keep saying mean things?
You cut me off whenever I say something.
- He keeps cutting Soo Hong off. - You deserved it.
- I said the truth. - This is his joking style.
He irks others.
We should remind him so he won't do it again.
This is the joke he made at a bachelor party.
"I found a good poem to celebrate autumn."
- "I won't read it to you." - It was funny.
- That's how he jokes. - "I won't read it to you."
(It irks everyone.)
(Now is the time.)
- This is how he jokes. - Yong Man, can you do it?
- Show us your old comedy act. - Why should I?
- I loved it. - All of a sudden?
- He must be taken aback. - You had your turn.
- Please show us just once. - Show us.
- Please show us. - It was his old comedy skit.
- It made me dream... - Saying, "Teacher"?
- to become a comedian. - Why that one out of many?
Yong Man became really popular...
- because of it. - He did.
You said it destroys the ecosystem, right?
Then, where should I get my money back?
(It's a 1990s style pun.)
I got a part, but I wasn't good at writing funny lines.
So I decided to speak in a funny accent.
I rose my tone at the end of every sentence.
"Was the Seongsu Bridge built by Choi Seong Su?"
(He rises his tone in a funny way.)
- That's how he spoke. - This is what I came up with.
I was embarrassed when I first did it.
- It was popular. - I got job offers two weeks later.
Which one was that?
- Three weeks later, - That's right.
I saw people on the street copying me.
In a TV commercial, I made something like crepe,
- I remember. - and a crowd of people asked for it.
Then, I climbed up on a utility pole and said,
"Go buy one at a store."
(I'll send you digital coins.)
It brought me fame.
Soo Yong's comedy act was funny, too.
- He and Soo Hong were a duo. - Can you show us?
(Soo Hong and Soo Yong are a comedy duo.)
- "A Better Tomorrow"? - "A Better Tomorrow"?
The theme song goes like this.
I was Leslie Cheung, and he was Chow Yun Fat.
I've been shot.
I'm about to call my wife...
- for the last time. - He calls his wife.
- It's a famous scene. - That's right.
Friend, before I die...
please call my wife.
Okay.
Hello? Here.
Hello?
(He's surprised.)
- What's wrong? - You called your wife.
- He called his wife. - Oh, no.
- It's not over yet. - Hello?
- There's more. - Hello?
- I haven't seen it for long. - He just got shot.
No. I think he's going to die.
What? No, I'm not hurt.
Isn't this fun?
I'll be home late. I have to bury him.
Friend, don't die on me. Please.
This is our old comedy skit.
That's really funny.
- Wasn't it funny? - It was.
It was a comedy skit from 20 years ago.
- He was my first comedy partner. - I see.
He was my first comedy partner, too.
(They pursued their dreams relying on each other.)
(They give us a bigger laugh now.)
- Let's see Seok Jin's nicknames. - Okay.
I feel anxious.
Let's see what Soo Hong said.
You look like a Chinese celebrity.
- It says, "Gullible". - Everyone knows that.
Let's see what the other two said. Soo Yong said...
- "Credulous". - All about years.
- Yong Man said, "Easy mark". - They're all the same.
They all said Seok Jin is easily swayed.
He's easily influenced by others.
- They all think of me the same way. - Fast-forward?
The three of you said the same thing.
Yong Man and Soo Hong did not...
cause me any trouble,
but Soo Yong did. Since he is a famous celebrity,
he gets calls from friends who are sales people.
He should have just dealt with them by himself,
but he told them to write down a phone number,
and gave them my number.
Then, I talked to his friends.
"Oh, you're Soo Yong's friend. Hello."
- "Yes, of course. I'll do that." - That's why...
"You have to get 10 new contracts today?"
"Oh, no. The bank will close shortly."
"Okay. I'll do that."
I heard this from someone I know who is a sales person.
There's a training program for newcomers.
Their motto is,
"If you can't sell your product to Jee Seok Jin,"
"you shouldn't be a sales person."
- That's true. - You're lying.
- Here he goes again. - "Quit if you can't sell it."
(Soo Yong exaggerates.)
"Let's sell it to Jee Seok Jin."
- They chant like this. - That's enough.
He's an easy target.
- His story is funny, though. - It's funny.
There are many stories of Seok Jin like this.
Some of you might have heard these stories...
about how he bought crocodile wallets...
- Everyone knows it. - and a set of old pop song CDs.
- I don't know the crocodile wallet story. - Really?
- I don't know. - I'll tell you the story.
One day, Yong Man asked me to go on a trip with him.
He told me to send some money to his account.
He said we would leave in three days.
Gosh, he's always so sloppy.
He booked a trip package, and it turned out...
it was a honeymoon trip package.
- So, - I just found the available dates.
- it really was a honeymoon trip. - My goodness.
All the other people were newlywed couples.
- Only we... - They were all newlywed couples.
- were friends. - Of course. It's a honeymoon trip.
- I didn't know. - When you were famous?
- People knew about us. - Honeymoon...
The couples took pictures in a heart shaped flower bed.
My goodness.
They made a heart with their arms to take a picture.
They were laughing at us while doing that.
- We ended up taking pictures, too. - Do it.
(We just got married.)
We did everything the couples did.
(We just got married.)
(They blended in with the newlywed couples.)
Anyway, it happened during the trip.
The tour guide said, "Don't buy anything here."
He made it clear that we shouldn't buy anything there.
I got out of the car, and I really wanted to buy one...
- of crocodile wallets. - That's right.
He didn't even show his products.
He came up to us and said, "Crocodile."
- Did he say that in Korean? Secretly?
- Yes, he said it in Korean. - "Crocodile."
He said "3 for 1,000 baht."
- It was worth about 30 dollars. - That's cheap.
It's really cheap.
- It's only 10 dollars for 1. - That's not possible.
- I asked him if it was real. - "Real crocodile".
I mixed English and Korean words, but he understood me.
- He said it was real. - "Real crocodile".
He poured oil on a wallet and set a fire,
but the wallet stayed intact. I was convinced.
I asked him for a discount without expecting anything.
- I said, "One more." - Right.
- You asked for one more wallet. - He accepted it.
I bought 4 wallets for 30 dollars.
After I took a few steps, someone else came up to me,
and said, "6 for 30 dollars."
- I got them and I asked for an extra. - You've 10.
You bought 10 wallets in total.
- It's 11 in total. - I went back to our tour bus,
and one person hurriedly handed me a big plastic bag.
He said, "Everything for 30 dollars."
- Were they all crocodile wallets? - Of course.
There were more than 20 wallets.
There were some long wallets too.
- Was it genuine crocodile leather? - They heard it.
- Yes. - They heard that he's a big buyer.
- That he's a pushover. - Then...
he got on the bus with...
- the bag which contained 50 wallets. - I did.
- And then... - As soon as we got on the bus,
our guide asked, "Nobody bought the wallets, right?"
- Suddenly Seok Jin hid the plastic bag. - Right.
- He couldn't see. - "They say it's genuine leather."
"But actually it's compressed paper."
- It's paper. - "It expands when it touches water."
"It expands if the air is damp too."
On a rainy day, I put it on the back of my pants.
- I was soaked in rain. - Oh, my.
When I took it out and opened it, it tore in half.
- It tore in half. - You gave me one.
- I gave you one. - What happened?
I believed it was genuine crocodile leather.
I put all my money in in and went to a club.
I didn't even get rained on. I just sweated a little,
- And it expanded. - and it became thick.
- It expanded like crazy. - And it stuck to my pants.
- It becomes thick. - The wallet became this thick.
- It's just coated paper. - Right, coated paper.
- It was compressed straw-board paper. - That's crazy.
(His gullibility caused the disaster.)
- He bought a pop song compilation album too. - Yes.
You bought the compilation album of world pop songs.
They sell those in the subway.
- I was passing by the annex one day. - And?
One person whispered to me,
"Hey."
He whispered to me.
You become more attentive when someone whispers.
- Right. - I know.
He said, "Hey."
(Me?)
"Yes."
That's why his nickname is Impala.
Impalas on grassland.
They react...
to even the smallest rustling sound.
That's why we gave him the nickname Impala.
Whenever he hears something, he responds to it.
I wouldn't have paid attention if he shouted loudly.
"Hey."
So I thought...
there was something important going on.
- Impala. - It made you trust him.
He suddenly opened his trunk.
And there was a big box inside.
He continued to whisper. He never talked loudly.
"I work at an album manufacturing factory."
"And I stole one set."
- He said he stole one set. - What was it?
He said it originally costs 600 dollars.
But he offered to sell it to me for 200 dollars.
It turns out the set included...
- all the worldly famous pop songs. - Everything.
- It had everything. - It's this big.
- I want it too. - Are they all CDs?
- I want it too. - There were 60 CDs.
- And an audio guide. - I'm a musician, so I got it.
I finally played a CD.
- It was "Can't Take My Eyes Off You". - Right.
It goes, "I love you baby".
That music is magnificent.
(There's a splendid melody in the middle.)
(He imitates the song.)
- That's not the tune we know. - It's the orchestra.
(He knew song by heart.)
That's how it was supposed to be. But when I played it,
it sounded as if they played with only two instruments.
(It sounded flat and rather modest.)
(It was a completely different song.)
I thought it was strange. It wasn't what I expected.
The refrain part "I love you baby" should be strong.
But it sounded as if Nam Jin sang it.
I love you baby
(He sang with a different singing method.)
(It was completely different from the original.)
I thought it was very strange.
- Maybe it was one person. - I played another one.
Was it him again?
It was his version of "My Way".
- The accompaniment was the same? - Yes.
And now, the end is near
(It has a soft tone.)
- Right. - It was supposed to be soft.
But this man sang with a Spanish accent.
And now
The end is near
(He broke new ground in music interpretation.)
Every song was like that.
- Oh, goodness. - He sang...
every song in the set.
- He sang 600 songs alone. - He sang everything.
- He sang everything. - So he wasn't lying.
- He was telling the truth. - He was.
- He didn't say who sang it. - Seok Jin didn't check.
There was another incident. It was a long time ago.
There was a voice-activated sunroof.
- It was voice-activated. - There's no such thing.
- It's true. - I went inside a dealer shop.
I asked if the sunroof was voice-activated.
He said it was a recent innovation.
I asked him to show me how it works.
He said, "Open sunroof". It opened.
So I bought it.
- He bought it right away. - He loves those items.
I love those things.
- It worked. - It really worked.
That was a cutting-edge technology at the time.
After six months, it started to fail.
- What happened? - It was raining hard outside.
When I said "I'm so upset" on the phone, it opened.
It responded to all the similar words.
It opened when I said "Where's my key?"
It reacted to the similar words.
It opened whenever I said something similar.
It opened when I said "I am going to work hard."
- Goodness. - It happened so many times.
What's the Hongdae Incident?
I used to prank Seok Jin a lot. One time, I called him.
I asked him to come out.
But he wasn't feeling well and he wanted to stay in.
After hanging up the phone,
I asked my female colleague to call Seok Jin...
and make him come out.
So she called Seok Jin.
- He came out. - She called Seok Jin. "Hello?"
"Hello?"
She said, "Seok Jin?" And he said, "Who's this?"
She said she was Yeong Hee, and he didn't know her.
"I'll hang up if you don't know me."
"No! No! No!"
"Don't hang up." "Don't hang up."
- No! No! No! - No! No! No!
- I know you. - Right.
Of course I know you. I know you even if I don't.
I know you even if I don't know you.
She asked him to meet her that night...
at Hongdae at 7pm if he wasn't too busy.
She said he didn't sound too well...
and offered to stay home.
- And he said, "No. No. I'm not sick." - "No. No."
He said he wasn't sick and he'd be there by seven.
I went there a half an hour earlier and watched him.
It was 20 minutes before seven...
and Seok Jin appeared with hair styled with product.
He styled his hair and wore snow wash jeans.
- Snow wash jeans. - That's the old style.
And he looked around.
He desperately looked around.
- So I went and I tapped him. - "What's this?"
He said, "It's you again."
- "It's you again." - "It's you."
- He was pranked every day. - It was him again.
- He always gets tricked. - I know.
One time, we were talking in a cafe.
He said he had to go because he wasn't feeling well.
We let him go, and we also left after 30 minutes.
When we just turned around the corner, we saw his car.
His car was parked in a corner with lights on.
We thought we'd go check on him.
When we approached, he pulled down his window.
He was on the phone and said, "I'm busted."
He could've told them that he had to make a call.
- Weak Boy. - Weak Boy.
- Weak Boy. - What are you doing Weak Boy?
- His nickname was Weak Boy. - "I'm busted."
Whenever he called, he said, "Where are you Weak Boy?"
And I said, "I can't be weaker than you."
- It's Soo Hong's turn now. - Let's check.
He's handsome.
(He's a smiling angel.)
- He's famous for that. - Yes.
He greets people where ever he goes.
When an audience shouted, "Marry me, Soo Hong!"
He responded "Okay. Later."
- "Okay. Later." - He always said "Okay. Later."
I think Soo Hong has been...
- superficial all these years. - Is that right?
He's been restraining himself.
- He's been locked in his image. - That's right.
- He got over it now. - Don't you feel happy now?
A lot of people told me that I was superficial.
- But I didn't think I was being superficial. - Yes.
Being superficial is pretending to be kind...
when you're not very kind inside. That's not me.
I thought everyone was good,
but there are so many evil people.
I used to believe that human nature is good.
But there were so many bad people in the army.
I was leaving for my first vacation...
- and there was a senior officer. - Yes.
He asked me to iron his clothes again.
I was supposed to leave at 8am,
but he didn't let me go until 4pm.
- I was so desperate to leave the base. - Of course.
I resented him so much, and I thought he was evil.
He's now a very successful CEO of...
- an entertainment agency. - Who is it?
- I won't say who it is. He'd know. - I'm curious.
- He's the CEO. - I'm saying this because...
ever since I realized that there are many bad people,
if someone does me harm, I ignore that person.
I don't smile at anyone anymore.
- Let's check Soo Yong's. - "Floral Arrangement".
- He's a loyal friend. - He is a loyal friend.
It means he places me in good shows.
He places you like a florist arranging flowers.
He always helps his friends...
- He takes care of them. - get more gigs.
- I agree with him wholeheartedly. - Hun Su.
He doesn't try to take everything. He thinks of us.
Soo Yong looks like he's expecting something too.
Actually, Soo Yong keeps me in check.
Soo Hong used to always help Soo Yong,
but now he helps me a lot too. He helps In Suk too.
- In Suk too. - Now he even gets commercial deals,
Soo Yong started to keep away from me.
That's why he said what he said.
Soo Hong is the man of loyalty.
Soo Yong is...
- A compliment? - I'm complimenting him.
- This is... - Is that a compliment?
- I am complimenting him. - He's being sarcastic.
- I personally... - That's not true.
Anyone would know it.
- He actually got offended. - He did.
- He says everything he wants. - That's not it.
If what he said is true, I wouldn't be in many shows.
What he said is not true.
- It's a misunderstanding. - So you're denying it.
I was just trying to be funny.
- He took it too seriously. - Too seriously.
- He's too serious. - What am I supposed to do?
What am I supposed to do?
It feels so strange.
- He was just trying to be funny. - Right.
I think I failed to make it sound funny.
- You should've exaggerated a little more. - Hey,
Jae Seok is sitting at the edge. It means it's serious.
- You can't take it too seriously. - You can't.
How are we supposed to check the rest?
But it's true.
Yong Man doesn't want us to reveal his.
- Let's just pass it. - He wants to pass.
He doesn't want to make things worse.
We don't have to do everything we prepared.
- That's right. - Goodness.
I always put him first on my list.
- Please hug him. - That's so random.
- Do they have to cry? - Come on.
Tell us more about...
- what happened in the army. - Hug me well.
- Hug him well. - Tell us about...
You have to look at him, Soo Yong.
Tell us about the time when he visited you.
Why are you so upset at me?
Tell us about the time when he visited you.
- What is it about? - What happened?
That's...
When I was serving the army,
Soo Yong visited me.
- The others were in the US. - Right.
But Soo Yong couldn't...
- get the US visa. - He's kinds.
So he visited me. Before joining the army,
I asked him to take care of my girlfriend.
I asked him to take good care of her.
When he visited me,
he told me that my girlfriend was cheating on me.
Then he asked if I was going to run away.
He said it once.
- But I believed him and... - Soo Yong...
- What's important is that I almost ran away. - Yes.
Even if she was, he should have concealed it...
and try to make Soo Hong feel relieved.
Soo Yong has...
Is it called "face off"?
- You mean a poker face. - It's a poker face.
- Face off... - Face off is replacing the face.
Should I change my face?
- He doesn't know. - His choice of word is...
He was hesitant to use the word "poker".
He can't say the word "poker".
- I am sorry. - Just understand what I mean.
- He's got the face. - He's got the poker face.
He's got the poker face.
So even when he's joking,
- people take him seriously. - That's true.
- Even I sometimes get surprised. - Right.
- The viewers must be very surprised. - And...
he should clarify during the shoot...
- whether it was a joke or not. - He doesn't say it.
- But he doesn't say it. - Right.
After it gets serious, he says it was a joke.
- Right. - He says it with that face.
This happened in the past.
One of our colleagues called me...
and cried. "I am sorry, Seok Jin."
"I am sorry. I was just talking to myself,"
"and Soo Yong somehow found out about it."
"I am sorry. I won't do it again."
I called Soo Yong to find out what it's about.
I asked him why that person called me and cried.
It turns out Soo Yong randomly called him...
and said "I heard you're badmouthing Seok Jin."
Goodness.
- Why would you do that? - We're...
Soo Yong said he was just playing jokes on him.
But I guess he did badmouth me.
- The timing was perfect. - He called me...
This is a famous story.
- This is actually a famous story. - Incredible.
- He did that to me too. - He did that to Sae Ho.
We were eating in the waiting room.
- And he asked... - "Why do you badmouth Yong Man?"
I said, "I've never badmouthed him."
And he said, "Did you badmouth Seok Jin then?"
- And I said I've never done it. - Goodness.
- He didn't fall into my trap. - I didn't do it.
This happened when I came back from the US.
One lady called me and cried. She was a stranger.
I've never said this before. She was crying.
She said, "I'm sorry, Yong Man."
I asked her who she was, and she introduced herself.
- It turned out she was the girl... - He dated.
I dated for a while before going to the US.
- I met her once or twice. - For shortly.
I asked her why she was crying.
She said, "I didn't know you thought of me like that."
I asked her what she meant.
She said, "I heard everything from Soo Yong."
I told her to calm down, and I hung up the phone.
I called Soo Yong, and he laughed his heart out.
He ran into her randomly on a street.
- And? - We didn't officially go out.
- They were friends. - We met a couple of times.
He saw her with another man, and he called her.
He told her I thought of marrying her.
Goodness, Soo Yong.
- What's wrong with you? - That's over the line.
- What's wrong with you? - She was...
completely in panic.
She was once involved with Yong Man.
- Yong Man... - We just met a couple of times.
She was seeing another man while he was away.
- We dated for a short while. - So I resented her...
and told her Yong Man thought of marrying her.
And then I hurriedly left.
He hurriedly left.
- He just left. - I didn't know she'd call him.
Hun Su, you saw Soo Hong...
crying because of a woman.
- Soo Hong? - Did he really...
cry because of a girl?
There was a woman he used to really like.
Even I thought she was amazing.
- She was lovely. - Anyone would say that.
Whenever we talked,
I told him that he should think about marrying her.
I told him that.
- It should've worked out. - He was...
dating her seriously. One day, we were drinking,
and he suddenly said he had to leave for a while.
He left, and we kept drinking.
He was taking too long, so I went out to find him.
And I saw him outside in a corner.
- Was she there too? - Yes.
(He was sobbing.)
- He was crying. - He was crying hard.
It was my first time seeing him cry.
- Goodness. - My goodness.
His shoulders were moving up and down,
- so he was crying really hard. - I see.
She must've broken up with him.
It turns out he broke up with her.
- Why? - Why?
- I wanted to marry her. - But?
But my parents were against it, so I broke up with her.
They were like Romeo and Juliet.
That's what happened.
She was such a lovely woman.
He had to break up with her against his will.
He was trying to hide it from me,
but we ran into each other at the entrance.
And he asked if I had been watching.
So I told him I accidentally saw everything.
He hugged me and started to weep.
- He must've really loved her. - And I cried too.
I can't make a joke about it.
- Right. - It actually happened.
How would you comfort him in this case?
- He... - He's planning something in his head.
- Make it nice. - If he's crying, you mean?
How would you comfort him if he's crying?
- Soo Hong. - Yes.
You can meet another good woman.
I'm sure there's someone for you.
Think that there are no cameras around.
Comfort me like you'd do normally.
He's going to say she was cheating on him.
I broke up with the woman I really love.
- You should say, "So?" - "She has another man."
So?
It's too hard for me.
(He's lost.)
- You should say, "So?" - So?
Are you his avatar or what?
He doesn't have a clue.
- What are you doing? - That's not it.
What are you doing?
This is his style.
He's such a weird guy.
If he said he's got nothing, we would've passed him.
- How can he do this? - This is not his style.
- He doesn't comfort people. - Put a stick here.
And Soo Hong can move his mouth.
Stop it.
- Like a marionette. - They can do a doll play.
(Soo Hong is Geppetto.)
So how did you get over the breakup?
How did you get over it?
I thought of it as losing an arm.
So since that time...
- You've mentioned it on "Mom's Diary". - Right.
That's why he started going to clubs more often.
He wanted to forget her.
I would've pushed for it if I were him.
- Wait. - Soo Hong became emotional.
- Wait. - He became emotional.
So you only use one arm to dance.
- You raise only one arm. - I only do this.
(He had lost...)
(his other half.)
- Soo Hong is crying. - Goodness.
He can't raise his two arms.
(Soo Hong's tears make them solemn.)
- I feel sorry. - Soo Hong is crying.
Yong Man should cry.
I have to appear nice on TV.
- Yong Man should cry. - He should cry.
Why am I crying?
- I will wipe your tears. - It's okay.
You should be crying.
- You should cry too. - Should I?
- You should cry too. - You should cry.
It's not going as I planned.
(It's as emotional as the family reunion.)
- Yes. - Soo Hong is...
the youngest member of our group.
So he was always...
- a bubbly little brother for us. - Like a boy...
- I didn't know about this. - I've never seen him...
We don't know about his private life.
- I am really sorry. - It's okay.
- We make a living by making jokes, but... - No.
I'm going through a midlife crisis.
- That has nothing to do with it. - Really.
- He still can't forget her. - It's not that.
Even if you are going through it,
you have to deny it. You aren't married yet.
- It's not your midlife crisis. - He was hurt.
- He was very hurt. - I know.
- He's still very much hurt. - His...
His estrogen level is...
(Yong Man uses this chance.)
He's not a good actor.
I suddenly miss my wife.
Goodness.
You feel sorry because you didn't end up together.
But your love still remains because it didn't work.
It's like that. If you did end up together, you...
- wouldn't have... - Is that supposed to comfort him?
- What are you trying to say? - Would he be unhappy?
- What are you trying to say? - I don't know.
- You're happy, right? - If it worked...
If I broke up with my wife, I would've been so sorry.
- But we got married. - That's why he's crying.
I am proud of Seok Jin.
He changes his car and house many times.
But he manages to stick with his wife.
What are you talking about?
- Stop it. - I'm proud.
- He's a noble man. - He's very fickle-minded.
- He's loyal. - But his love remains unchanged.
Whenever he goes abroad, he always...
- buys a gift for his wife. - He's a good husband.
Recently, we played Truth or Dare in...
- another program. - Yes.
"I will marry my wife again in the next life."
- Of course I will. - That's the answer.
It's...
- Okay. - What's wrong?
(It turned out to be the truth.)
I said I'd marry my wife again, and it was the truth.
It turned out to be the truth every time.
We tried it many times, but it was true every time.
In the end, he said he had to try it again.
- He couldn't believe it. - He couldn't believe it.
He thought it was broken.
(Don't be mistaken, Honey.)
He couldn't believe the result.
- It was edited out, but I said that. - He did.
I said we should try it again.
Where do you get that machine?
- I want to buy one. - That's...
- Should we check Yong Man's? I will rip it. - Yes.
He thinks Soo Hong is a "Late Bloomer".
- I was nobody. - He goes clubbing all the time now,
and he's finally become a party animal.
- It's nice. - I love it.
- He's a party animal now. - Isn't it nice?
- I love it. - I love it.
- You made it happen. - I love it.
He's like a moth that's born late.
- Moths always jump into fire. - Right.
And they easily die.
But moths that are born late...
have seen other moths die.
So they don't jump into the fire.
- They circle around it. - They circle around.
Since he bloomed late like those moths,
I hope he will enjoy his life from now on.
- Thank you. - That's lovely.
- Thank you for the blessing. - In the past,
Soo Hong once accompanied us to the club.
He said to us, "Don't do this."
- "You should go home early." - He was like that.
From then on, we went clubbing without him.
That's right.
- I was excluded. - You told them to go home.
"Don't call Soo Hong."
"Don't call Soo Hong. He ruins the mood."
- He went home early. - How did he ruin the mood?
- He went home early. - He was annoying to women.
He asked, "What made you come to the club?"
He asked questions like that.
- Everyone came to have fun. - I didn't know.
At least I kept women away.
What in the world are you talking about?
- You went clubbing, too. - I was there as a driver.
- The time has changed. - I wanted to drive, too.
For goodness' sake.
- Let's move on. - I thought it was Tak Jae Hoon.
- He does look like Tak Jae Hoon. - I know.
- "Father". - You think of Soo Hong as your father.
Until I was 20 years old,
my father raised me.
I met Soo Hong when I was 20 years old.
With his financial and mental help,
he created a path for me.
That means he wants inherit my wealth.
We did talk about inheritance a few days ago.
- Really? - Yes.
This is what he said.
"Soo Hong, I will be your child..."
"if you don't have any children in the future."
- I said, "Why would you say that?" - He is smart.
He said, "There is nothing I want from you."
"Just don't say you will donate your wealth."
(Hun Su wants to inherit his wealth.)
You should get married soon.
I looked into the size of his wealth.
He is quite wealthy.
Before we talked about inheritance,
he said, "Don't worry. If you don't get married,"
"I will get married and look after you."
He can live in my house.
While you may be okay with it,
- your future wife could be a bit perturbed. - Right.
- I will explain the matter to her. - That's right.
"Please wait until I fulfill a purpose."
- My goodness. - "Please wait a bit."
What a scary suggestion!
That's his purpose.
Perhaps because I was drunk,
his words sounded beautiful.
- The reality is cold. - Yes.
- That's right. - You are ambitious.
- Of course I am. - In fact,
Soo Hong takes good care of those around him.
It's not like I can function well...
- without them. - The talk of inheritance was a joke.
I am still active in the show business...
thanks to...
Kim Yong Man, Park Soo Hong, Kim Soo Yong,
and Jee Seok Jin.
As you know, I once planned to quit.
- That's right. - When was this?
- Really? - Things were rough in the beginning.
Many people would have died had you quit.
- Your grasshopper days. - Things were rough.
I worked as a server at a pub.
Then I stopped going to the broadcasting station.
Yong Man, Soo Hong, and Soo Yong visited me.
- I was on Chuseok Special. - New Kids On The Block.
- New Kids On The Block. - I made mistakes.
Jae Seok is strange that way.
He was the one who taught us the dance.
Since he liked the band, he taught us the dance.
However, he made mistakes on the stage.
He gets nervous before a camera.
- He gets nervous. - Maybe he was trying too hard.
I got so nervous...
that I kept moving in the wrong direction.
My goodness.
(He is having a mental breakdown.)
- They acknowledged me. - When we went...
to a Chinese restaurant,
Jae Seok didn't pay since he is the youngest.
- We played Ghost Leg. - That's right.
Then Jae Seok played the host.
We did that...
so that Jae Seok wouldn't pay.
- I didn't have money. - Moreover,
he was very funny in such situations.
(Jae Seok was funny among friends.)
He was so funny that we couldn't eat jjajangmyeon.
Since he was talented,
we wanted him to do well in the industry.
- However, he struggled. - It was the camera.
That's right. I did well during the practice...
- that they praised me. - I remember.
This is what Soo Hong once said to me at Hongdae.
"Seok Jin, do you know..."
"who will rise to the top?"
- Do you remember this? - Yes.
"Who will do that?" "It's Jae Seok."
I didn't understand him at the time.
Jae Seok was traumatized after working with me.
- You remember. - Was it "Exclamation Point"?
It was "Grass Root Assembly Hall", right?
It was a segment called "Grass Root Assembly Hall".
Despite his talent,
Jae Seok had fear of producers.
That's right.
There were about 500 girls in the audience.
I played the director general...
while Jae Seok played my secretary.
- I still remember. - Really?
Come in.
- Bring me a chart. - I prepared a chart.
- Bring me a chart. - It's in the car.
- Where is the car? - It was towed.
- Where is the chart? - It was towed.
- Did you park the car? - Yes, I did.
- Where is the chart? - It was towed.
- It goes like this. - I see.
It gets confusing.
- It was a brief segment. - It wasn't very funny.
- No. - It still isn't.
It should have gone...
It really isn't funny.
It should have gone in one take.
This is what I did.
- Bring me a chart. - It was towed.
(He skipped lines.)
(The skit, the end)
What?
The producer said, "Cut!"
After the second take,
- the audience... - People began to whisper.
- People began to whisper. - "What is going on?"
When he walked in for the fourth take,
I saw his eyes.
He was gone. His soul had escaped his body.
- He had a mental breakdown. - I looked...
at Yong Man and said with my eyes,
"Yong Man, I can't do this."
- "I can't do this." - After the fourth take,
- the producer said, - I was removed.
"Jae Seok, leave."
- "Let's go without him." - "Take a few weeks off."
- He said this in front of everyone. - My goodness.
- Since I was the one who made mistakes, - Oh, gosh.
- I couldn't blame the producer. - That's right.
- You were traumatized. - Like Yong Man said,
I was traumatized.
- I became scared. - You were scared to be on TV.
I would practice countless times.
However, I would become nervous before the producer.
After about 6 or 8 months,
I composed myself.
- Then I received another opportunity. - Was it okay?
Soo Hong was very popular at the time.
Even in "Grass Root Assembly Hall",
- Soo Hong played a court reporter. - Right.
Court reporter.
(Screaming)
(His appearance heated up the atmosphere.)
His line was, "This is the item of the day."
When he stood up, the audience screamed.
(He made women's hearts flutter.)
- The audience went wild. - That's right.
He was like Lee Jung Jae in "Sandglass".
He was popular even though he didn't have a line.
- It was like that. - Soo Hong was very popular.
After about 6 or 8 months,
- Soo Hong offered help. - I suggested a segment.
Soo Hong, Choi Seung Kyung, and I did a segment.
It was the last segment of the shoot...
that took place after other comedians left.
Soo Hong's plan was to help me.
However, the audience went wild...
every time Soo Hong moved or talked.
(The audience went wild.)
Because of that,
- the shoot couldn't take place. - It was too loud.
- It was too loud. - You couldn't give the lines.
We had practiced so hard.
- That's right. - Jae Seok had received a chance.
- However, it was ruined. - That's right.
I brought up this story...
to tell you that my colleagues looked after me...
when I was struggling.
I remember ruining a segment...
that came after much effort.
That's right.
- He left during lunch. - I came back at night.
- He missed the shoot. - He disappeared.
I wasn't going to bring this up.
The producer had given us another chance.
So Seok Jin and I prepared a comedy skit.
I had been a while since I was in a skit.
- That's right. - We practiced hard.
- You were really annoying. - We practiced hard.
We decided to eat, practice, and go to the shoot.
However...
(The story of Seok Jin's disappearance)
There was a sofa in front of the hall at the annex.
He was lying down on it.
He said, "I am going to take a nap."
When I came back, Seok Jin was missing.
The shoot was going to start in 10 minutes.
Because he was sleeping on the sofa,
people mistook him for an extra.
Extras meet at the annex and go to the outdoor shoot.
The shoot of "Hometown Legends" took place...
- on that day. - Extras meets...
in front of the hall.
The chief of the shoot found Seok Jin.
"What are you doing here? Get on the bus."
My goodness.
Half-asleep, I got on the bus.
It was strange, so I asked, "Where are we going?"
He said, "Korean Folk Village".
I thought it was strange.
(This is strange.)
I thought the shoot took place at the studio.
So I asked him why...
and he said it was for "Hometown Legends".
"I am a comedian. Stop the bus."
Everyone was wearing hanbok.
Everyone was wearing hanbok and a blank expression.
The producer asked me where Seok Jin went to.
He said, "What do you think you are doing?"
- You lost another chance. - I lost a segment.
One misfortune came after another.
We tried to help, but did some damage as well.
Coming to this shoot...
put me in a great mood.
On the other hand,
I had this thought. "I can't believe..."
"I am hosting a program before Kim Yong Man..."
"Park Soo Hong, Jee Seok Jin, and Kim Soo Yong."
Seeing the four of them almost brought me to tears.
- I felt the same. - This is the moment.
- For goodness' sake. - Think of something sad.
Think of something sad.
(Myung Soo is the king of forcing touching moments.)
Myung Soo is forcing tears.
- Think of something sad. - Seriously...
My eyes turned teary because I was very happy.
I am very happy that Yong Man could join us.
- You're right. - This scene...
is like a dream to me.
(The one who was a bit slow.)
(But he never gave up...)
(because he had trustworthy friends.)
(They have heartwarming memories...)
(as well as promising future.)
Let's see what the others said about Jae Seok.
I am curious about this one. Are you curious?
I am curious about what they think of me.
- "The youngest member". - I see.
- He is the youngest member in the group. - Right.
His career was unstable in the beginning.
People call him the national MC these days,
but he used to be shaky on TV because of his trauma.
During the live broadcast, his nervousness is palpable.
I see it even when others don't see it.
That's right.
I relaxed towards the end of last year.
- The end of last year? - Yes.
It lasted a long time, right?
He relaxed towards the end of last year.
(He gained Yong Man's recognition in 2016.)
It was last year when you thought, "He is doing fine."
It's understandable for Yong Man.
You have been revered for 10 years.
- That's right. - He won Grand Award 14 times.
He gave an acceptance speech last year.
When I heard it, I went, "My goodness."
(My goodness.)
"He is like Sohn Suk Hee."
(He is Sohn Suk Hee of variety shows.)
My goodness.
- It has only been a month. - That's right.
- It happened at the end of last year. - Yes, it did.
- My goodness. - I gained Yong Man's recognition.
I don't want a few selected people...
to walk on the road of flowers.
I hope the country would become beautiful...
so that everyone can walk on the road of flowers...
next year.
"He is like Sohn Suk Hee."
(He is like Sohn Suk Hee.)
"He not only takes care of himself,"
"but also of the others."
"I won't have to worry about Jae Seok."
He won Grand Award 14 times.
- It was a speech about the road of flowers. - Right.
He turned the studio into a newsroom.
He gave a lot of acceptance speeches. Was he shaky?
Yes, he was. I noticed the way his eyes shift.
He knows me too well.
He said that he learned a lot...
about hosting a program from you.
They are my teachers in comedy.
Seok Jin, Yong Man, Soo Hong, and Soo Yong.
He used to call himself "The Little Yong Man".
I did call myself "The Little Yong Man".
- It was a self-given title. - He promoted himself.
In any case, he is the youngest member to me.
That's right. Let's see how Soo Yong sees me.
- "Fox". - Jae Seok is a fox.
I don't mean that in a bad way.
I don't mean that he is sly.
- I mean that he is very smart. - Really?
- In what ways? - In his younger days,
- Jae Seok was often rude. - That's right.
I didn't know much at the time.
As he became a star, he grew more modest.
How should I explain it? He became considerate.
What does that have to do with a fox?
Foxes are like that.
I think you had something else in mind.
- Tell us honestly. - Tell us.
- That's not true. - What else do you have?
Say what you wanted to say.
- Why is he a fox? - Say what you wanted to say.
- Foxes are like that. - You are a fox.
(He gives digital coins of consolation.)
Let's see what Soo Hong said.
- "Avengers". - What does that mean?
I am sure none of us thought...
- we would hold out at this age. - That's right.
Jae Seok could do so well...
because of his colleagues' hard work...
as well as their mistakes. They failed business,
stood surety,
and took a break because of a mistake.
- Where is this going? - Listen to me.
People called me fake, too.
Jae Seok watched and learned from us.
Now, I think...
He is the complete version of us.
- That's right. - He learned from our mistakes.
- He took in our mistakes. - That's right.
It gave him antibodies...
like a vaccination.
(He agrees.)
- Let's start Telepathy Quiz. - All right.
Block B or Co-ed School?
(They must give the same answer in order to succeed.)
Which broadcasting station is your home? KBS or MBC?
(Teamwork and speed are the keys.)
For goodness' sake.
Let's start with Seok Jin and Yong Man.
- This is quite fun. - Seo Jin and Yong Man.
Whose wedding would you go to if they coincide?
Park Soo Hong's or Kim Gook Jin's?
Kim Gook Jin's.
- Why didn't you say anything? - Well...
I don't want to go to either of them.
Why do you say that?
- Let's move on. - I am sorry.
I think Soo Hong is a bit upset.
- He is sensitive. - It will be my first wedding.
He is right. We should go to his wedding.
I said that...
because you will have a lot of guests.
It won't be the same for Gook Jin.
Don't make your wedding coincide with his.
It wasn't a serious question.
We are playing Telepathy Quiz.
There is no reason for you to get upset.
This is only a game.
Why does he get upset so easily?
I went to every family events of yours.
- Let's not play this game. - It's not like that.
I didn't know you would get upset.
It would look bad if you don't come to my wedding.
You should have a joint wedding.
(He recommends a joint wedding.)
Let's go.
Who is less funny? Park Soo Hong or Kim Soo Yong?
I can give my answer.
(I can give my answer.)
(Will it be Park Soo Hong or Kim Soo Yong?)
- Let's hear it. - Park Soo Hong.
(Is that so?)
(Worried)
(He is in tears again.)
Soo Hong has other strong suits.
Soo Yong has a unique charm.
You don't explain your reasons in Telepathy Quiz.
His feelings are hurt.
He is too sensitive.
- No, I am not. - He will sulk.
I will find a job that suits me.
Don't say that.
I can't remain in this business if I am not funny.
My colleague of 20 years said I am not funny.
- It's not like that. - Whatever.
This isn't how this game is supposed to go.
You shouldn't play this game like this.
- For goodness' sake. - I am joking.
- Soo Hong is joking. - Let's move on.
Who would you marry if you were a woman?
Park Soo Hong or Kim Soo Yong? In 1, 2, 3.
- Park Soo Hong. - Park Soo Hong.
Which MC would you eliminate in Happy Together?
Park Myung Soo or Jun Hyun Moo? In 1, 2, 3.
- Park Myung Soo. - Jun Hyun Moo.
- Who picked me? - He said "Jun Hyun Moo".
- That's right. - Why?
You are no better than Jo Woo Jong.
(It's a critical hit.)
(What did Jo Woo Jong do?)
I am sorry.
For goodness' sake.
- I am even wearing makeup. - Let's move on.
- All right. - I'm sorry.
Which one don't you want to repeat?
Military service or marriage? In 1, 2, 3.
- Military service. - Marriage.
He picked marriage.
Is it marriage for you?
- Why is it marriage? - My goodness.
I meant that once with my wife is enough.
- Did I misunderstand? - That makes Seok Jin weird.
He is smart.
Of course that's what I meant.
Who is more of a threat? Cho Sae Ho or Yang Se Hyung?
- Yang Se Hyung. - Cho Sae Ho.
- He picked Cho Sae Ho. - Who picked Cho Sae Ho?
I picked Cho Sae Ho because he's really good.
You always mention people who are present.
He wants to end the shoot quickly.
- That's why he picked Sae Ho. - I knew it.
He always mentions people who are present.
Sae Ho is talented.
- He is honest, but suspicious. - That's right.
Sae Ho makes a better MC.
- Really? - Yes.
My goodness.
- Let's move on. - This is the last one.
Which group is more comfortable?
Big Mouth or Gamjagol? In 1, 2, 3.
(Big Mouth or Gamjagol?)
(I am watching you.)
- Big Mouth. - Big Mouth.
Both of them picked Big Mouth.
Big Mouth is more comfortable.
It's because Gook Jin is too serious.
- That's right. - He's very serious.
Gook Jin will be upset.
I am not saying that I don't like him.
He is apologizing all day.
(He is the icon of apology.)
- Let's move on to this side. - That's right.
The three of you will play together.
Who is less funny? Jee Seok Jin or Kim Yong Man?
Jee Seok Jin.
- This is hard. - Both of them are funny.
Who do you want to be in a program with?
Jee Seok Jin or Kim Yong Man? In 1, 2, 3.
- Kim Yong Man. - My goodness.
Soo Hong, you need to answer.
This is meant to draw us apart.
- That's not true. - That's not true.
It won't draw you apart.
Your friendship is stronger than that.
(Is this the end of our 27-year-old friendship?)
- It's a game. - I already grew distant from him.
That's not true.
Don't make things up.
You will make Soo Hong cry.
- Seriously. - Stop.
Team Jun wins a chance.
(Team Jun wins a chance.)
This is Jun-Park War.
"One Meme Is Worth a Thousand Words"!
("One Meme Is Worth a Thousand Words")
(Finally)
Some guests said that...
they feel like prisoners.
We are imprisoned.
Just in case,
we asked the managers to leave.
I realized that my manager disappeared.
- Where is he? - We are kept for the talk.
We are fed and forced to talk.
The door is locked.
("Perfect Education")
It's the first time...
I had a hamburger after an opening.
We have been talking for an hour and a half.
(The talk is never-ending.)
What page are we on?
We are on page 12.
There are 47 pages.
No, there are 65 pages.
There are 89 pages!
This is ridiculous.
(Eat when you can.)
(The talk will continue.)
It has been a while since I had two meals...
as a guest of the program.
- It has been a while. - It's "One Night Two Days".
You will have your third meal after the shoot.
- There will be a dinner of gratitude. - Yes.
A camera will be running during the dinner.
(They can't get out of it.)
- Unbelievable. - This is amazing.
They're making sure there's nothing left to talk about.
- True. - We said over thousand words like the title.
- They're making us talk. - Exactly.
The cameras are there just to prevent you from...
spreading any rumor.
- We won't sign any contract, right? - No, you won't.
It so happens that they had two shows to film.
They filmed all night long...
yesterday and they're filming all night again today.
I can see the dark circles under their eyes.
- The dark circles are so big. - I told you one of...
them looks like the Grim Reaper and the other a goblin.
It's a nice atmosphere here.
You don't have any shows to film tomorrow, right?
We only had two shows. It was yesterday and today.
It's been productive two days.
You will end up in the hospital for overworking.
- It's possible. - You made quite an impact.
We will stop talking now.
We've had it enough.
I like talking, but I am getting tired of it.
I'm starting to see a lot of small talks.
We aren't talking about anything important.
- I feel a twinge. - Let's stop now.
With this show,
I am sick of talking now.
- My gosh. - I'm tired of it.
I am burned out from talking.
I think it will be hard for everyone...
to star on another talk show for a while.
Afterwards, you'll go through a security check.
It's to make sure you have no more things to talk.
We have to talk about whatever remains here?
You must tell everything there is to it.
- Everything. - We should empty out our stories.
You're right.
Today, Kian84 is joining us.
Among the guests today,
is there a guest you wanted to meet?
Or do you have a guest you hate?
- I wanted to meet Yong Man. - Why?
I was curious to find out what he's up to.
- And you get to see him today. - Right.
- It feels weird. - Nice to meet you.
I always thought he was very clever.
Whenever I see him,
I get the urge to cut his side hair.
You do?
I keep thinking about it. I want to cut his side hair.
- You know his nickname, right? - What is it?
It's a man who lives because he was born.
- It's his nickname. - I try to lead a good life now.
- I know. Let's start... - We'll do the pantomime.
the game now.
The first guest who guesses the right answer...
will receive Korean pork gift set.
- It's a gift. - This is what I'm talking about.
Kian84 will present a question.
You must guess what the drawing reminds you of.
- It's a chicken. - Since it's the Year of Chicken.
- What is it? - It's a burger.
A burger and a chicken are running.
- War of late night snacks. - He's drawing it well.
That's not it.
He's drawing it well.
- It fell. - What's hamburger in Chinese character?
- It fell? - Pardon?
I mean...
- It's English. - There can't be Chinese characters.
- I figured it out. - It's westernized.
- He figured it out. - What?
- Cover the answer. - If he's right, he's the first.
- It's a hard one. - What is that?
- I guess you had a feeling. - Yes, I did.
There are people.
- This word is short for that drawing. - Okay.
It's a burger.
(He tries without hesitation.)
(Will he get it right?)
(What is the answer he thought of?)
That's incorrect.
- Really? - It's similar though, right?
No, it's not.
The answer is not "Shut it".
- He wrote, "Shut it". - That was terrible.
That wasn't right.
Seok Jin, you literally wrote down...
- what you saw. - Yes, I did.
"Chicken burger meal" is incorrect.
It's not?
- Chicken burger meal makes sense. - It does.
- It's chicken burger meal. - That's incorrect.
It's a competition.
It's a competition between the burger and the chicken.
(Hyun Moo tires.)
Is it right?
(Did he figure it out from hearing "competition"?)
Is it right?
- That's correct. - Really?
(Hyun Moo gets the correct answer.)
- My gosh. - You got it right.
He's not done drawing yet.
Is the chicken tripping related to the answer?
It doesn't have to do with the answer at all.
The fact they're in a race is important, right?
- Is it? - Yong Man?
I can't think of an answer at all.
- Yong Man. - Yes.
(Yong Man tries for the 2nd time.)
(Will it be the correct answer?)
(What is his answer as he ignored the fallen chicken?)
He drew it well indeed.
That's correct.
(Yong Man's answer is correct.)
You just earned Korean pork gift set.
(You made it at last.)
(He acquires Korean port gift set.)
Kian84 drew it well.
My goodness. I mean it.
Thank you.
- You can't do that. - It's amazing.
- He's doing well today. - My gosh, Yong Man.
- This is it. - You can get it.
- This is... - This is it, right?
- Correct! - Right?
How did you figure it out?
Three people figured it out in Team Jun.
I'm not good at it.
The chicken and the burger are running, right?
- What is it? - Focus on the part they're running.
- Is it "Running Man"? - Come on.
Which part gave the answer away for you, Yong Man?
I first thought about the chicken because...
it's drawing all the attention.
When I heard it's irrelevant,
- I figured out. - Who said that?
When did it happen?
- Why did no one tell me? - You need to listen up.
Stop talking and listen.
- Kian84 will give you a hint. - Run?
- There he goes. - You need to do it well.
- It can be a crucial hint. - What is that?
Kimbap wins the race against the chicken and the burger
Here it goes.
- It's easy. - If you're correct, Team Jun wins.
- I knew Seok Jin was witty. - Am I right?
He wrote, "It's hard to run".
(It's a new horizon of incorrect answer.)
This isn't how you play this.
I meant it's like a war.
- It's a war. - Is it a war?
- I'm right. - No. You can't play it like this.
- This is... - He's coloring now.
If you focus on the burger, you won't get it right.
- Look at the big picture. - There's more.
What is it all together?
They're fast-food.
Kimbap wins the race against the chicken and burger?
If you focus on the burger, you won't get it right.
The fact they're in a race is important, right?
What is it all together?
They're fast-food.
(The food is running.)
(The food is running quickly. They are fast-food.)
(The answer is fast-food.)
(Busy producers often enjoy this meal.)
- Is it running food? - This is it.
(Seok Jin is the last one left in his team.)
(What is he doing?)
- Why do you need it? - To stop mine from going bad.
My goodness.
I'll put it in the middle.
(He's relieved.)
I think the filming will last long.
- This is it. - It might get spoiled.
(Will Seok Jin's answer be correct this time?)
(If his answer is correct,)
(Team Jun wins this round.)
That's correct.
(Seok Jin's answer is correct.)
- We did it! - Please give Kian84 a clap.
(The first meme was delightful.)
- Let's hurry. It might go bad. - All right, then.
- They're only good in the beginning. - Team Jun...
is in the lead as they take the first round.
I think other players in Team Park...
should try harder today,
- especially Soo Hong and Soo Yong. - I guess so.
Then, let's stop filming.
We will get some sleep and come back.
- Sleep where? - They didn't have much sleep.
So we're going to stop and sleep?
- How about us? - How long will we film this show?
- It's getting longer. - Will it be 2 nights 3 days?
- Come on. - Let them sleep for two hours.
While they sleep, you can talk.
Even "1 Night 2 Days" finishes in 2 days.
We are being imprisoned to talk.
How can we film this show longer than "Running Man"?
Seriously.
Be honest, Yong Man. If you hosted this show,
this would have been done a long time ago, right?
We would have filmed this segment with Kian84 first.
(This segment would have been filmed first.)
We would have been energetic here...
and we would have talked after sending him home.
I think he's tired since he's been waiting.
Right, he is tired from waiting.
I woke up and you were still laughing and talking.
I heard you laughing.
We apologize.
Here comes the next question.
- This is... - Is it easy?
This is harder.
- Advanced? - The level of difficulty is advanced.
If our team wins this round, it's over. Am I right?
- If we win, it's over, right? - Excuse me?
- You can do one more. - There are more?
Yes.
How many questions are there?
- What is it? - Can you tell us how many we have?
You're not pushing in more gift sets, right?
From behind?
Are you going to feed us burgers again?
(Don't even think about going home.)
- I think there's a hole. - No, there isn't.
That's all we have.
I think there were 2 left, but now there are 3.
- It was five. - This is so funny.
A soldier is in a jeep.
- He's the assigned driver. - A solider.
From what you are saying,
I can guess whether you will or not figure it out.
- How are we doing? - Soo Hong...
He's General MacArthur.
He will never figure it out.
If he plays this way, he won't get it.
- Isn't it Operation Chromite? - What?
Write it down.
I got it.
- Did Seok Jin really get it? - Seriously?
- Did he really get it? - I'm not sure.
What gave you the idea?
I think he's on his way to work.
"Style" is Incorrect.
The general is going to work.
(General goes to work in a stylish way.)
That was a good approach though.
He's come from faraway.
- He's come from afar? - Long star?
(Showing)
I think the point is...
I'm sorry, but you can't show your answer there.
That's incorrect.
My gosh. You're mean.
If you show...
your answer sitting down...
Let's stop this game. Let's just talk.
- There are so many rules. - Let's stop it.
Look at the time.
Can't you come and see the answer just for today?
- Come and see the answer. I'm tired. - Sorry, but...
- our country is known for good manners. - I get it,
- but there's a seat for you here. - Excuse me.
We should treat him with respect. He's famous.
You turned out that way because you live like that.
What was that?
The road seems a bit long.
I figured it out again.
If that's true, you will get another gift set.
Here's the answer.
- Did he get it right again? - Is it correct?
- I'm sorry. - Is he on a roll?
- Sorry to do this to you, everyone. - Seriously?
- Is it correct? - He's taking a lot today.
"Star Trek" is incorrect.
(His answer is incorrect.)
(Please put it down.)
(Embarrassed)
- That was... - But still...
- creative though. - it was brilliant.
Should we focus on the jeep or the road?
- I will give you a hint. - Okay.
If you see this, you will get it.
(The hint is 4,000km)
- 4,000km? - Why is it 4,000km?
This is hard.
You have to figure out what 4,000km means to get it.
- If it's 4,000km, is it Sacheon Airport? - 4,000km?
Isn't it a bit vague? It's not 1,000km or 1km.
(At that moment)
- Soo Hong. That's incorrect. - 4,000km?
(He informs him even before he comes out.)
- That was a good timing. - Yes, it was.
You made him stand up.
- How can you write Sacheon Airport? - Is that it?
My gosh. You're cruel.
It says, "4,000km".
It says, "4,000km"?
Does it mean it's far? Can it be 5,000km?
- No. - It has to be 4,000km?
- 4,000km? - It's not 1,000km. When you write this...
Soo Yong is up.
(Soo Yong wakes up from his sleep.)
- I broke a long silence. - Yes, you did.
Here it goes.
(What is his answer after his long silence?)
"Bereavement" is incorrect.
(Of course. Bereavement is incorrect.)
- Does that road lead to his death? - How depressing.
This was his answer after his long silence.
The general is driving 4,000km.
The general and 4,000km...
- I got it. I figured it out. - Soo Hong.
- Did you get it? This is it. - Yes.
- What's happening? - I want to go first.
Please let me go first. Here's the answer.
"Star candy" and "Sichuan Province" are incorrect.
(Both answers are incorrect.)
- Can't we use the chance? - "Star candy"?
(Yong Mans silently tries.)
(Dropping)
You can't show my answer.
No, I can. "My Love From the Star" is incorrect.
(Everyone can see that it's an incorrect answer.)
- The road and 4,000km... - Everyone.
- It's just not a mere number. - It's not?
If you change this into something...
like the exchange rate,
- it will make sense. - We should change the unit?
For example, do we have to change it into miles?
Is he telling us to change it into meters?
- This is too hard. - But we no longer use this unit.
The unit is Li, right? How long is one Li in kilometer?
- You might figure it out. - 1 Li is about 3km.
- This might lead you to the answer. - No.
This is a challenging one.
- Hun Su. - I think I might be correct.
- Let me see. - Li?
(It's Hun Su's first try.)
- I think it's correct. - He's a foreigner.
(Can his answer...)
(be correct?)
(What is Hun Su's answer?)
I have no idea.
- Please take the Korean pork gift set. - Really?
(Everyone's jaws drop open.)
- How did you get it? - Hun Su.
He got it right.
Hun Su did it.
- I see. - If you know it, it's not that hard.
- I calculated wrong. - Correct!
(Yong Man's answer is correct.)
- He's really good at this. - What is it?
- I have no clues. - This is amazing.
"Mr. Lee" is incorrect.
- He never listens. - This is...
- What if isn't not? - Is Li in the answer?
"Mystery" is incorrect.
(He's about to check every page of his notebook.)
- It's when you look for your mom. - In search of...
- Is that it? - No way.
- Seriously? - That's it.
This is the whole answer?
- "30,000 li" is incorrect. - There you go.
There's the general with the star.
- Besides, this doesn't... - I don't get it.
- exist in Korea. - He's going to the continent.
Correct!
Come on.
(It's a combination of the general and 4,000km.)
(Change 4,000km into another unit.)
(It's Li.)
(After converting it, 10li is about 4km.)
("3,000 Leagues in Search of Mother")
(The general and 4,000km can be...)
(the general officer and 10,000li.)
(The answer is the Great Wall.)
- To make 1li, you need 400m. - Right.
- Calculate that. - You should get it right away.
- Right now... - Everyone's calculating.
Come on.
- Correct. - No, that's not it.
Correct.
- Who didn't get it? - This round goes to Team Park.
(Team Park takes the second round.)
Now I get it.
The last question will decide which team wins the game.
Everyone, you all worked hard for last two weeks.
- Finally... - This will air for two weeks, right?
Yes.
Are we being released now if we solve this one?
Don't you want this to air for three weeks?
- How about three weeks? - Stop it.
Let's call our friends and see if they'll come or not?
It will air for four weeks. Let's do the old segment.
It's like a film. People are confined to solve a quiz.
- It's "Saw". - Right. It's like "Saw".
Hey, they all die in the end.
Look, they are dying.
- Some of them don't die. - They're dying.
- You look worse. - Well, I mean...
It looks like someone punched him in the eyes.
Shouldn't we eat this on the show?
(Will it turn into a food show?)
- We'll continue filming while we eat? - Let's eat.
If we do that, it will last another six hours.
This will have to air six weeks.
We will eat the pork raw?
A special someone is known to be...
an expert in drawing oriental paintings.
That someone drew it and sent it.
(The expert drew the picture for the quiz.)
Let's see the photo to find out who it is first.
(Who is it?)
Who is she?
It's Kim Ji Min.
- It's Ji Min. - She draws well.
That's right. She's a talented painter.
The winner will take the rest of the gift sets.
(The remaining gift sets will go to the winner.)
It's three gift sets.
- To the winning team? - Yes.
- Three gift sets. - Here is the question.
- I want the pork. - She drew it really well.
(What an incredible talent.)
Ji Min really did a great job.
- She did indeed. - It's "Three Little Pigs".
- Three pigs. - "Three Little Pigs".
They are floating.
- Is it shabu-shabu with pork? - Pork?
Focus on why there are three pigs
- They are floating on the water. - Okay.
Pigs in the boat?
Floating pork belly meat?
- Let me solve another one. - is it boar?
- Is boar the answer? - Hey.
It can't be that.
(Will he be able...)
(to make another miracle?)
(What is Hun Su's answer?)
"You can ride the boat" is incorrect.
(His answer is incorrect.)
Did he really write that?
Don't be smug just because you solved one.
You're being a bit condescending.
- It's not easy. - I don't get it.
Three pigs.
Pork belly meat is incorrect.
- I figured it out. - What is it?
I solved it. You thought very little of me, right?
- He doesn't have it. - Is it correct?
(Did...)
(Myung Soo...)
(see the picture from this drawing?)
Correct!
Come on.
- Don't reveal it. - It means we have the gift sets.
Take it when the rest of your team figures it out.
All of them have to solve it.
- Let's use our chance. - Let's do that.
- Chance! - We will use our chance.
Okay. I see.
- I'm speechless. - I hope this is a good one.
- Shall I open it? - Yes.
- It's "Talk through the body". - Who will do this?
- Who will do it? - Myung Soo will...
- give the hint through his body. - He's bad at it.
- Team Park, put your heads down. - Put them down.
- Put your heads down. - Do we have to put town?
- Do it well. - Okay.
(He's providing the hint through his body.)
Okay.
- Is the answer easy? - Give us one more.
Okay. I see.
Good job.
- Everyone heard him. - That's it.
- This is enough. - It was a great hint.
- I don't have any clue. - The little pigs...
Here's a hint.
Focus on the pigs and the boats.
Pigs on the boat.
"Pigs on the boat"?
The hint I gave you is a crucial one.
- I have no idea what you did. - The one before?
I will give you another hint. How many pigs are there?
- There are 3. - There are 3 pigs.
- There are 3 pigs. - There are 3 boats as well.
- It's 3... - A succession of 3 generations?
- Three... - I got it.
(Soo Yong pays him a visit after a long time.)
- It's inheritance. - I figured it out.
(Has Sae Ho also solved it?)
This is it.
(Will Soo Yong...)
(demonstrate a great perseverance?)
- Correct. - Is this it?
-Correct! - I figured it out.
- How did you figure it out? - So did I.
- The whole team has to solve it. - It has to be it.
- Here is it. - No way. It can't be.
- Correct. - Of course.
- This was the answer. - Correct.
- Correct. - It's easy when you know the answer.
You are the last one.
(It's the cash one gives when someone bows down.)
Didn't we have that recently?
(Three pigs mean money.)
(The combination of the syllables make the answer.)
(The answer is New Year's cash gift.)
Yes, I will. Please be happy this year.
- Hyun Moo. - I don't get it.
Soo Hong and Hun Su haven't solved it in Team Park.
- I solved it. - Don't tell me the answer.
Three.
- Boat. - You're on the right track.
(Three and boat make...)
- And the pigs? - Yes, there you go.
You have it.
(He has a hunch.)
- You got it, right? - Let's go.
Myung Soo solved it first,
but if Team Jun gets it, they will get the gift sets.
- Hurry. - Correct.
- Hun Su. - Hun Su.
- Come on. Hun Su. - Hun Su's left.
- Hurry. - No, don't do it.
Please get it wrong.
(Will this...)
(be the end?)
Team Jun wins.
(The third round goes to Team Jun.)
- That was a close one. - At last,
the long journey of two weeks...
have ended.
(It's the end of their long journey.)
It was a like a festival.
Next time, we will film in Jisan.
- We'll sleep there for three days. - And we'll talk?
- If we do more, it'll air for three weeks. - Right.
I don't think I can be on a talk show for two years.
- It will take 2 years. - It will be fun 3 weeks.
If a rock festival exists, a talk festival should, too.
We will organize such a festival.
- We will meet stranger and talk. - Yes, we'll talk.
We'll split, meet, and talk again.
We'll set up a tent and sleep.
(See you tomorrow again.)
And we will talk.
This sure sounds nice.
Thank you for joining us today.
Happy New Year to...
everyone in here and the viewers as well.
- We'll see you next week. - Thank you.
- It's over. - My gosh.
(Choi Min Yong, the icon of recent news, visits.)
(Haha will make someone more...)
(recognizable on Happy Together?)
(Then what about his own popularity?)
(He's a pathetic and pitiful senior colleague.)
(Choi Min Yong's time has stopped in the past.)
I will let you know when to edit it out.
(He's an outdated top-star.)
(Aren't we going to do something?)
(I want to be famous, too.)
(A talented star has come.)
(What have you been doing last 10 years?)
(I did all sorts of things.)
(This is what he did for 10 years?)
(He sure did all sorts of things.)
(He must be here to show off himself.)
("Your Friend's Name" Special)
("Rookie" by Red Velvet)
(Happy Together)